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You wanna know my thoughts? You wanna know my thoughts? I'll tell you my thoughts. I live in Norway (ex-pat American, now--love it here), but my mom lives in the Bronx and I just called her and she told me that Trump was dancing on stage at his rally, so, I decided to google this little fact and now I just saw him dancing to Y.M.C.A. and I want to gouge out my fucking eyes, because I cannot un-see what I just saw and my GOD, will you please get some sense in that old country of mine and vote him the fuck out?

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I see these dumb asses all the time. I swear I’m getting a T-shirt that says, “don’t be a Mask-hole”

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Michelangelo - Listening to these idiots, ignorant cult - followers make feel like I need to take a shower. They said the most insanely, cult-like, idiotic things I ever heard. Then, after listening to their numbskull talking, and feeling dumber, you call them out on their bullshit and make me laugh, so please keep doing it. I also call these assholes out every time they try that bullshit about lies and Dear-leader. I wear a mask and call them out for not wearing one. They are horrid people just like Trump. 21 more days to get this asshole out of the Whitehouse. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE and track your votes!!!!!

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During my most recent job I spoke with many people across the country like Neil in NC. These people are beyond return. These are the same people who 10 months after the pandemic hit still think it’s a hoax, don’t understand why businesses have shut down, why there are postal delays, etc. They are just too far gone.

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OMFG Michelangelo. 'Lord, what fools these mortals be!' Just more confirmation that Trump and his MAGA fans are brainwashed morons. Scary. You and your show are awesome xoxox

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I don't blame you for losing your shit. If I couldn't rant and rave I'd have a concussion from constantly banging my head on the wall. The Amy Comey Hamilton Catholic Barret Browning hearing had to be turned off. I was almost physically ill at the smug, arrogant, posturing of the Republicans - especially Cruz! Ughhhhh!

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Hey Michael, the guy was being a jerk and you put him in his place. You might have your screener give a disclaimer that the callers should be prepared to NOT step on your last nerve! :-)

As always keep up the good work. We all need it.

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This is great. I love when you get mad at them. They do need to die because they are trying to kill everyone else. They are a brain dead death cult of Nazi hypocrites. All that matters to them is what they say think and do. That’s it. Dump would not be caught dead hanging with his base. Ever. Only the rich white ones. I still don’t think he has covid. How could he and Chris Christie still be alive. Now way.

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It's all on King Cyrus, the human virus and his 2 Corinthians! Maybe Amy Homely Ferret will visit him at Rikers Island every now and then to lay hands on his 'magic mushroom'!

Lettuce Prey!

A reading from the book of genitals, Palm:69

Today's word is legs

Spread the word.

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I think that 4% mortality rate is a little high and not sure where you got it. The number of verified cases in the US is 7,829,476 and the number of dead is 215,476 which works out to a case fatality rate of 2.7%. So many cases, especially at the beginning were not verified, but from current testing we think that there were 10x more at the beginning of the epidemic and that the actual fatality rate is closer to .3 or .4%... still 4x more than the annual flu. Love your show. Keep up the great work. :)

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Welcome back Michelangelo! I always miss you when you're gone!

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